Cuteness fail

She may be adorable, but she ain't a hugger.

A visit with grandma fail

Maybe you should have told granny that her prune squares were delicious.

Zombie squirrel fail

How about handcuffing him while you're at it?

Nutcracker fail

Zombies don't feel pain, hence the whole "living dead" thing.

Doggie Door fail

It takes less energy to turn a doorknob.